I really like the 80s band Devo, which I first discovered in an episode of Square Pegs (short-lived show about dorks trying to get in with the cool kids). I even remember the song from the episode, Jocko Homo, which is still one of my favorite Devo songs. (They also did the song Whip It, which even you young’uns have heard of .)

Anyway, this guy recommended I listen to a Japanese band called the Polysics because they have the same nerdilicious sound and aesthetic as Devo. See for yourself.

 

 

Unless you speak Japanese, fast forward the Polysics video to about 2:08. ;)

Zombie Stomp

Author: Dia

I was watching the MST3K version of The Horror of Party Beach yesterday (thanks Steve!) and even though Mike and the bots were goofing on it, I actually liked the song “Zombie Stomp”. And the Zombie Stomp dance looks like loads of fun–they should definitely bring back that dance.

Btw, the Zombie Stomp portion of this clip is essencially over by 2:15. You probably shouldn’t watch beyond that point. Not because I think it will scare you, but because I’m afraid that (even without Mike and the bots cracking jokes) you might literally die laughing at the sight of a girl being killed by a fish with a mouthful of hotdogs. You have been warned.

Watch one of the awesomest writers in the world Josh Berk deliver a dramatic reading of the armoire scene from Bleeding Violet. It has everything, sound effects, a dog growling in the background for no reason, and Berk himself, of course, complete with corduroy jacket and (bubble) pipe. The voice he uses for the beautiful, seductive Rosalee is almost eerily perfect.

Enjoy!

Y’all can stop wracking your brains. My editor came up with a new title for Strange Fruit. It will now be called Slice of Cherry. I told her that out of all the titles, that was the only one that gave me a frisson–frissons never lie, I guess.

So you’re thinking, what does Slice of Cherry even mean? Well, the murderous sisters in the story have a grandcestor named Cherry who had abilities like theirs, so they are “slices” of Cherry. Also they like to cut people. Also cherry has other, you know, nonfruit meanings. ;) So, as all the best titles do, it works on a bunch of different levels. But to all of y’all who tried to help me out, thanks a lot. Even the lame titles–I’m looking at you Kay–were really fun. xD

Cherry

melting season     Silver Phoenix by Cindy Pon

It just kills me that no one’s ever heard of these books.

The first one, The Melting Season by Celeste Conway, has kind of a girly, fluffy cover which does NOT match the tone of the novel AT ALL. I mean this is me, folks–you know if I like it, it’s got to have some element of darkness, right? It isn’t supernatural or anything, but it’s very gothic: there’s this frail beautiful heroine named Giselle who lives in old penthouse with a decaying garden–her father’s garden which hasn’t been touched since his death–and dark family secrets. And romance. When people ask me who my favorite YA crush is, I usually say Will, Giselle’s love interest. He’s sweet, but very straight-forward, even pushy, which is just what Giselle needs because there are many things in her life she doesn’t want to face. Here’s a cookie from The Melting Season, which is told from Giselle’s point of view:

My mind sort of blanked as Will (I absolutely loved his name–willpower; act of will; will to live) started giving directions. He used his hands to demonstrate. His beautiful right forearm represented the various streets, and he used his left hand, held in a karate chop position, to indicate the compass directions. It was very intense to watch.

Giselle comes from a family of famous ballet dancers and she herself is studying to become one. She’s worldly and well-traveled, but kind of embarrassed by her own sophistication. Her observations tend to be grim yet hilarious. She’s such a great character, and The Melting Season is an awesome read.

Silver Phoenix by Cindy Pon has everything going for it that The Melting Season doesn’t from a marketing point of view–great cover and jacket copy, plus it’s paranormal which is huge right now–yet no one is reading it. It boggles the mind.

Silver Phoenix is about a girl named Ai Ling who decides to go to the Palace of Fragrant Dreams to try to find her father who has been missing for a long time. If Ai Ling finds her father, she can save herself from a forced marriage to a lascivious jerk. But while making the long journey to the palace, Ai Ling keeps getting attacked by monsters, almost as if she was attracting them in some way. Here’s a cookie:

[She] walked with her arms folded tightly around her, the hairs on her neck rising each time she heard the rustle of leaves or soft scrape of dirt. Ai Ling did not have the courage to look back, imagining dark shapes following her–Master Huang on a horse in pursuit or even lost ghosts, seeking the warmth of a living being.

She cursed herself for ever reading The Book of the Dead.

How can you not want to read something like that? Plus the writing is literally delicious; after reading all the food descriptions, I guarantee your mouth will be watering by the end of the book.

I think that people who like Bleeding Violet will really like Silver Phoenix because, like BV, there are monsters (there’s a monster in SP made out of CORPSES which is so twisted I can only bow to Cindy Pon in awe)  and a few disturbing sexual situations, if you’re into that sort of thing–and admit it, you are–so seriously, if you liked BV even a little bit you’ll LOVE Silver Phoenix.

So go find The Melting Season and Silver Phoenix and give them a try, and then when you swoon from the awesomeness of these two books, send me a thank you note–it’s the least you can do. ;p

Just taking a break from my Strange Fruit revisions to say that I have to think of a new title for SF. Because of the Billie Holiday song, people keep thinking the book is about lynching. Well, it’s not. So I’ve got to come up with something that’s not reminiscent of something else. Like Twisted Sisters, which was my mom’s suggestion. I told her I’d rather evoke images of Southern lynchings than a dorky hair band from the 80s. And yes, I really did say that. If anybody comes up with something, let me know. I’m open to suggestions. If you need inspiration or don’t know what the book is about, click on the tag marked Strange Fruit at the bottom of this post and you can read some of the cookies I’ve posted.

Now as far as writing advice goes, this article got me to thinking about my own responses. The two things I tell people when they ask for advice are a variation of the following:

Just write it; you don’t have to ask for permission. If you do have to ask for permission, then the answer is no because if you’re that timid, you shouldn’t be writing anyway.

Believe in yourself and your work–but prepare to have your heart broken.

And that’s it. So if you’re thinking about asking me for writing advice, there you go and happy birthday. Why ask me for advice anyway? I’m a rookie, remember, not a rock star. Yet. ;p But not even the rock stars can tell you how to write. Every writer has to find his or her own way through that particular mindfield.

I found this on my old, stupid LJ blog that I hated even more than this one; an interview I stole from that Inside the Actor’s Studio guy. I remember having a lot of fun doing this.

1. What is your favorite word?
curiosa

2. What is your least favorite word?
heady

3. What turns you on?
people who get me

4. What turns you off?
intolerance

5. What sound or noise do you love?
people singing in harmony, like choirs or madrigal singers

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
squealing tires

7. What is your favorite curse word?
f*ckwit, but only in theory–I’ve never said it to anyone, but I think it at certain people real hard sometimes

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
pianist (even though I can barely get through Jingle Bells)

9. What profession would you not like to do?
I don’t know what the proper name for it is, but I wouldn’t want to be the person who has to masturbate race horses. I saw it on an episode of Dirty Jobs, and it just seems like the worst job ever.  How would you even explain it to people?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I can explain everything.

Tuesday Teaser

Author: Dia

I haven’t done one in forever so let’s see–I’ll do a teaser from Brightly Woven by Alexandra Bracken, and then I’ll do one from my own book Strange Fruit (and no it’s not a sequel to Bleeding Violet she said for the millionth time :p).

From Brightly Woven:

I let myself admit that he had a roguish charm about him. Some hint of softness in his eyes, at least. No, he wasn’t a soldier, but he was still a stranger, a vagabond, maybe. Even if I hadn’t seen his face, his worn boots and torn cloak would have told his story. The pressure of his hand on my arm became nearly unbearable, yet it wasn’t until I let out a gasp of pain that he released me.

I can already tell I’m gonna like this book. :) I haven’t read a good old-fashioned fantasy novel in forever.

From Strange Fruit:

Claudine Street looked as though it had been unzipped, bricks scattered everywhere. Cars and trucks were flipped over or teetering at weird angles as hard white water from a burst hydrant swept past the sisters’ tires in a flood.

The sisters pedaled onto the dry, deserted sidewalk and parked their bikes at the nearest bike rail. Then Kit took Fancy’s hand and lead her up the street, deftly maneuvering around the pools of blood on the sidewalk.

“What do you think did all this?” Fancy asked, clinging to Kit’s hand, passing shop windows where wide-eyed people watched them go past.

Kit only shrugged. That was the problem with living in Portero—it could have been anything.

Feeling nostalgic today. So here’s some stuff I remember watching on Saturday mornings:

 

 

 

 

Kung Fu Theater is something my mom was into. After the cartoons were over, they’d show a martial arts film, usually a Shaw Brothers epic or something with either Bruce Lee or Bruce Li. The best thing I remember seeing during Kung Fu Theater was 36 Chambers of Shaolin. Best kung fu film EVER.

I love playlists. I have playlists built around all kinds of crap: food, people’s names, nonsense lyrics, mean boys, robots, spooky sh*t (I blogged about this particular playlist here). I even have a playlist based solely on the Berkinator, which I like to call Berkin’ It Up.

And so of course I have playlists for my books. Here’s a sampling from the Bleeding Violet playlist.

 

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